Hyperreality Resort

[raive]

Brenden let out an eep as Jade suddenly did that and he fell back in his chair. "Gah! Whoa... you scared me... I guess I am that obvious, jeez..." he just blushed a deep shade of red. He turned to Cobra, a frown clouding over his face. "Gee... I'm sorry, Cobra, that's awful..."

Raive looked at Cobra. "Jade, just tell him what a seductress does. I don't feel like explaining..."

Setsuna did it for her; he whispered in Cobra's ear exactly what a seductress does.

The waitress came back. "Everyone ready to order?"

Brenden was glad to have an excuse to take his eyes away from Jade. "Um, give me a moment... oh, yes, this New York steak sounds good, with the garlic mashed potatoes and breadsticks. Yeah, I'll have that."

Raive took a brief look at his menu. "Sushi? What's sushi?"

Brenden smiled broadly. "Oh, get it, you'll love it."

Raive smiled at Brenden. "Then I'll get this... red dragon roll... is that right?" The waitress nodded. "Good choice."

Setsuna looked at his menu. "Hmmm... I'll have the french dip sandwich."

(OOC: Guys, don't go ballistic with ordering food. Make orders that actually make sense, and keep it to a reasonable portion to your size. Just for continuity's sake...

Also, a red dragon roll is crab, avocado, and cucumber inside, so like a California roll, except that it also has a slice of ahi tuna on the outside with spicy mayo drizzled over it. *drools* XD)

[Ace]

"Hmm, Tiger Roll please." Xeac said. He then sipped the water that was brought to him earlier.

[Eiva]

Zero came back in Allen met her half way standing behind Raive and Jade "Hang over?"

"Shuddup!....geez I didn't even get that drunk...." she mumbles leaning on him.

"And that is why drinking...never answers emotional problems." Allen said being a smart ass

"That mouth is why you can't get a boyfriend." she mumbled through a pounding headache.

Eiva didn't order anything. As of late she really hadn't been eating it showed in her human form but no one who was here knew her well enough that she cared.

[cobra]

(OOC: It's 6:47 in the morning and you already making me crave sushi. I hate you Raive. So much. So. Friggin. Much.)

Cobra listened to Setsuna and nodded at the things that made sense, "Oh! so what you're saying is that sh-"

Blight closed his mouth with his hand, "Not out loud, please. No one wants to hear it."

Cobra blinked and sipped his root beer, "So it's that kind of roleplay, huh..." he muttered, before turning to the waitress to order "Okay! I'll be ordering... uh... uhmm... er... the uh..."

Blight rolled his eyes while Cobra debated with himself, "Ceaser salad for me. I'll have the honey Dijon dressing with it too."

"Ooh..." Jade thought, looking at Raive's menu, "Mm... they're all look so good... Y'know what, I'll have what Raive's having, with a fruit punch for a drink. I'm sure he doesn't mind, 'cause he's my big loveable treasure hunter assistant," she giggled, hugging him like a girl to her over-sized teddy bear.

"Y'know what?" Cobra shouted, slamming his hand on the table and making the most ridiculously comical serious face on the face of the planet, "I'm having breakfast... for lunch. I'll have the full stack of pancakes with scrambled eggs, turkey sausage... and a side of hash browns. Yeah. That'll do. 'Cause I'm super-friggin manly like that." he sat back down in his chair and crossed his arms, still maintaining the idiotic look on his face. Blight couldn't help to snicker at Cobra's childishness, but he his it behind his book. Jade put her fist in front of her mouth to keep from laughing, but that only helped for a few moments before she burst out laughing.

[Eiva]

Zero started to giggle at Cobra she had been listing but was so shy she was afraid to talk to anyone else.

Allen cracked up laughing hard at Cobra like Jade had.

Eiva seemed like she was going to laugh but instead settled for hiding it behind her book.

[Ace]

"Oh wait, this whole place is free right?" Xeac brought up. "In that case I want your salmon sushi. All of it."

[raive]

The waitress blinked at Xeac. "We do have limited supplies... all I can do is limit it to three orders, sorry, sir."

Meanwhile, she had been jotting down the orders. Raive chuckled as Jade hugged him like a teddy bear. "Oh, I'm that soft and cuddly, eh?" He hugged her back. He then turned to Cobra and snickered softly, but didn't say anything else.

Setsuna started to laugh, clapping Cobra on the back. "Nice face, Cobra."

Brenden couldn't take it anymore and he laughed the hardest out of anyone there. "That face... my God... ha... that has to seriously be one of the best frigging faces I've ever seen... you've just made my day, Cobra..." he lapsed into a coughing fit.

Raive looked at him curiously. "He has a funny face but I'm sure it's not that funny."

[Aaron]

Tamo felt angry, Ally had said hi and the girl didnt even look at Ally

Ally didn't mind she was used to people ignoring her so she tried again " So wana be freinds" she says again with a hopeful smile.

[Eiva]

"Oh geez sorry!" Eiva says hitting her self light on the head and getting up to face Ally. "I get so into my reading I forget there are other people talking to me. sure we can be friends. " she says smiling brightly.

Allen was in the process of being sat on by Zero. "Say it."

"never!"
"say it!!"
"Uncle!!!"

Zero then got up and helped him up "There now was that so hard?" she asks winking at him.

"If only you weren't a girl Zero...." he groans walking past Raive and the others.

[cobra]

"What?!" Cobra turned stiffly, standing up from his chair and turning childishly threateningly, making Jade yelp cutely at the face he was making, "I am not that funny?! I AM NOT THAT FUNNY?! Now look here Mr-WOOP!" Cobra leaned on the table, unaware that his empty bottle of root beer was underneath his hand. He slipped and fell on the ground. He got back up immediately, his stupidly hilarious face still on.

"No one saw that. ANYWAY! I am the funniest freaking man ALIVAH!" he paused, staring at Raive for a good minute before continuing, "Now listen," he pointed at Raive, and Jade cracking up on his lap, "I am the epitome of hilarit-GODDAMNIT!" when he swung his hand backwards, he hit his wrist on the support beam to the restaurant. He stalked away, holding his wrist and cursing at the gods for making him do that. He stalked back to Raive comically, and pointed at him with his right hand this time, holding his left hand limp like a T-rex, "I meant to do that. I am hilarious! Every time I do something in the minute of one 'o clock AM to twelve o' clock PM, YOU WILL LAUGH YOUR ASS OFFAH!" A

Again he stared at Raive and Jade, Jade still giggling away, trying to catch her breath, "Now, that you know your place on the comical ladder, I will walk away like a man of men." He nodded, and turned to walk away, only to run into the chair and fall over on his face. He flopped on the chair and mumbled, "Y'know what," he said, muffled by the ground, "I think I'm just gonna make out with the ground for a few moments, if that's alright."

Jade burst out laughing, nearly falling off of Raive. She grabbed onto his shoulder to keep upright.

Blight on the other hand shook his head at Cobra's childishness, chuckling to himself.

[Ace]

Xeac began to eat his Tiger roll that had just been brought to him. The activities at the table were a little too high spirited for him to engage in. The gold and yellow wolf dog furry that had tripped him before tapped his shoulder. Xeac turned around, "Hmm?"

"Looks like your loud group has an extra chair, mind if I sit with you guys?"

"Sure, buddy."

He sat and looked around at the group.

[Eiva]

Eiva saw the whole thing was on the chair laughing just as hard as Jade, she laughed so hard she fell out of her chair.

Allen covered his muzzle before bursting into laughter and Zero even she was laughing hard. IT was the first time any of the three of them had showed being a part of this group of people.

[raive]

Brenden was completely lost; he was gasping for breath. "Cobra... you... you're such a kid, I like it..." he barely even noticed when the food arrived.

Raive, meanwhile, was laughing pretty hard now. "All right, all right, you're funny, Cobra... I admit it, I admit it..."

Setsuna was laughing too, though he calmed down the quickest, he smiling broadly still, drawing Cobra close next to him. "Cobra, I... you're freaking hilarious, Cobra."

Brenden finally stopped laughing after a few minutes, and looked at his food, cutting into his steak and eating a piece. "Mmm... this is utterly delicious."

(OOC: And I just remembered that it's a Japanese restaurant... oh well. XD)

Raive looked at the sushi rolls in front of him; they were big, larger than normal. He picked one up curiously. "This is artfully made, I have to admit..." he tossed it into his open beak and he chewed on it thoughtfully, swallowing it. "Oh, hey, this is really good! Jade, try yours." He gestured to Jade's own order of sushi.

Setsuna bit into his sandwich, and then dipped it into the sauce for another bite. "Yeah, this is really good."

(OOC: Oh dammit, I'm salivating just reading this! XD)

[Aaron]

Ally laughed too " You guys are very funny I'm Ally Menki it's great to meet you, what are your names?".

Tamo goes over to Allen " my name is Tamo Teshu nice to meet you".

[Eiva]

Allen finally caught his breath "A-Allen..." he says leaning on his knees.

Zero hid behind her wing.

Eiva was trying to stop laughing her bracelet slipping off making her appear again as her regular teen black fox anthro form.